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Kool Keith knows what I mean. [07 Nov 2005|03:08pm]
[ mood | awake ]

I just got 11 hours of sleep.


I could probably throw a walrus right through the wall.

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Halloween is fuckin' good or something. [25 Oct 2005|06:49am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Theatre Bizarre '05Collapse )

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This does not have to do with halloween! [19 Oct 2005|04:30am]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Where can I get a cricket bat?

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Captain Poopmaster [12 Oct 2005|04:23pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Do you remember the Boblo Boat?


Does anyone know what it's been changed into??Collapse )

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Goop steak fandangos bitch [02 Oct 2005|06:38pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

Last night I got to see a comedy show and The Phage.

One of the comics at the show was ripping on this girl who was being loud because it was her birthday. He tore her up so bad that she left... it was great. Before that I saw this really cool spider and my friend Jeanette's dog was humping everything in sight.

I am going to go bowling now.


This weekend is pretty stellar.

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Not working so much. [19 Sep 2005|01:27pm]
[ mood | devious ]

I am on vacation this week!

If there's anything incredible going on, please let a moon cricket know.

Call me.

Or, If you'd like something fun to be going on.

Call me.

I need some adventures up in this shit.

if you don't have my # email me! collins9@gmail.com

And I'll give it to you.

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cricket fury [25 Aug 2005|05:22am]
[ mood | mischievous ]

I saw some pretty enormous crickets today while cleaning the garage... I jumped at first because I thought it was some kind of weird freak bug that spawned from a lack of cleaning. I also thought rabbits were smart, but there was a dead one that was apparently flat on our street. that's not supposed to happen...I wonder if someone tried to hit it. Maybe they distracted him with a carrot hologram.

A guy with a truck took a bunch of stuff we were throwing away today... we gave him a cooler filled with old Big K back from my birthday party in May. I hope he doesn't take it personal and come back accusing us of trying to poison him...We probably should have just thrown them at stuff.

Tomorrow I think I might ride my bike and go bowling... then on sunday I am supposed to go to the zoo with Sarah. fun rules!

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Weird and Wack [10 Aug 2005|05:06am]
[ mood | weird ]

I've found eleven cents about four times in the last few days... I don't know what it means, but I need to find out. My cat keeps bringing this giant sponge in my room too. I don't know how to interpret these things... they scare me.

We should really stop buying additional items at gas stations.. like chips, soda, cigarettes... whichever. By doing this, we might be able to force them to lower gas prices. We also might put them out of business, but that's cool too. You don't need to buy that stuff there anyways... that's what 7-11 is for. Wayne-Hunter is also a fine store.

It's funny when people post entries on here that appear to welcome argument... but then erase your comments because they're a little too true...That's weak, please tell me to fuck off... I promise not to erase it.

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photo loccs [26 Jul 2005|05:53am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

random photobucket mixCollapse )

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Weekends [12 Jul 2005|05:43pm]
[ mood | fun bags ]

This was a brilliant idea...

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I never knew truth or dare Jenga existed.

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biblio dawangus. [27 Jun 2005|11:04pm]
[ mood | working ]

I went canoeing last weekend and it was more fun than a bread pony.

I saw this one ass + I drank Bottington's.


I can't get enough of those figures that you put in water that grow up to 600% their normal size.

Zbfucks.

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Bucket of cells [19 Jun 2005|02:35pm]
[ mood | naughty ]

We accidentally saw the worst rap on the planet last night.

E, Al, S-crunkets and myself went to the shelter to see Innermitten Music...and the people hosting the event (Westland thugs) kept letting their friends go on stage and rap. Tubby gentlemen with sassy nipple rings that I wasn't feeling. There were some gangstas from Kalamazoo in the house as well... they were large too. They were also really bad. Cans of pabst were $4. At this point, I knew I wasn't far away from hell.
I accidentally kicked this one guy's pimp cane... I really thought by the look on his face, that my life was about to be over. But I was like "Yo, I aint see that shit". Then I twitched a little...It works.


GOImage hosted by Photobucket.com!

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Vacation [14 Jun 2005|03:03pm]
[ mood | satisfied ]

I went to Chicago last weekend and it was way more fun than I expected it to be.
sleepyear and I stayed with kt_locc.
There was some art gallery/party with free wine that we went to... I think I jumped and shit. I tried sushi for the first time ever and then we celebrated by going to a no pants party, followed up by getting lost and then sleeping. The next day we went to Chinatown and ate food out of these boats at Joy Yee. Dirk and I rode bikes for hours and we dipped some things as well. This bar we went to called Nick's had Dead Guy Ale on tap! I nearly nutted or something.

New CDs!
1. Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation
2. Yusef Lateef - The Blue Yusef Lateef
3. Flossin' - Lead Singer
4. Nightmares on Wax - Smoker's Delight

Go to Chicago!

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you [26 May 2005|10:53pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

I think you're pretty hot.

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ninjas [23 May 2005|02:24pm]
[ mood | sick ]



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Eh [20 May 2005|01:56pm]
[ mood | silly ]

It's such an easy question...but yet so hard.


Do I go to work tonight... or do I have fun?

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zipsklaborg [18 May 2005|02:55pm]
[ mood | weird ]

Everything is pretty okay...

I just finished reading this book where they throw around a cryogenically frozen baby.

I am going to take back bottles from the party.

How do I still have over 50 beers + alcohol left over?

I think I might have a new party... well another party...I'll never drink all this.

huh?

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balloons [16 May 2005|05:48pm]
[ mood | curious ]

Sometimes... it's your birthday.

Today it's mine!


and Jon A's!

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Flip the nip switch bitch [05 May 2005|02:58am]
[ mood | naughty ]

This is the real deal.
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Thank you shawna_b for making the dope ass flyer.

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Blood frisbee [29 Apr 2005|03:17am]
[ mood | flirty ]

It's Thursday night I heard.
I made a new Fuck Mix!
It goes like this:

1. Spice 1 - Rollin' with my muthafukkin' strap on the side of me.
2. Malevolent Creation - Manic demise
3. Gnar Kill - Erection
4. Kool Keith - F.U.M.F
5. Botch - Spitting black
6. Fantomas - 4-10-05
7. Danzig - Soul on fire
8. Maldoror - Bubble bath and a valium
9. Geto Boys - Straight gangstaism
10. Old Man Gloom - Sleeping with snakes
11. Pharoahe Monch - Fuck you
12. Brujeria - Vayan sin miedo
13. Venomous Concept - Retroactive abortion
14. Mike Patton - Red mouth, black orgasm
15. Helmet - Bad mood
16. Brotha Lynch Hung - Every single bitch
17. Phantomsmasher - Zimbabwe
18. Disgust - ...And still
19. Anti-Pop Consortium - Fuck rap
20. Hella - Top twenty notes
21. Kid606 - Juvenile hall roll call
22. Jesus Lizard - Thumbscrews
23. Team America Soundtrack - America, fuck ya
24. Naked City - Blood is thin
25. Coalesce - Where the hell is Rick Thorne?
26. Dillinger Escape Plan - We are the storm
27. DJ-Assault - Ass & titties

I think I am going watch the Princess Bride.
Psh... so what?!
Man...

Incase you missed the blood parade, go here.

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